• Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
May 20, 2012
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After she was like 
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follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendhe wants to be nice to them and make them famous  he is choosing out of his new followers
Need to vent. asdfghjkl; people suck. you act like you know me. hah just cuz your life is fucking perfect doesn’t mean you know what goes on in mine. don’t you dare judge me. May 20, 2012
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